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(862): View more from New Jersey

The worlds most fuckable chipmunk

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(360): View more from Washington

So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do

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(217): View more from Illinois

You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"

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(805): View more from California

My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.

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(231): View more from Michigan

who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?

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(425): View more from Washington

I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming

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(304): View more from West Virginia

If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

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