And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
