Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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