And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Randomize
