do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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