Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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