ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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