you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
Randomize
