Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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