Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Randomize
