He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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