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Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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