So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Randomize
