She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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