I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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