we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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