so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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