no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
