so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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