pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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