I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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