so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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