Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
There's even glitter on my cock...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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