You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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