U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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