you win again, gameday.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
