i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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