Already got asked if we're dating
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
