apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She bit a glass in half.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
