real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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