she kept yelling 'call me bella'
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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