Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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