were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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