There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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