I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she smelled like a LAN party
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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