And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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