you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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