the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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