I'm gonna have a badass scar
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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