I wish I could punch you in the face.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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