I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
