8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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