so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do you have feelings for this penis?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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