have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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