make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My vagina just recognized that song.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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