Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you win again, gameday.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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