when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
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