I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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