i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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