we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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