maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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